Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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