watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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