I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
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she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
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That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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