i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
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you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
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It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I would ride that face into the sunset
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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