So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
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they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
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Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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