Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
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it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
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You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
The power of my boobs compel you
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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