She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
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Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
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No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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