You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
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two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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