my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
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NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
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THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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