It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
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Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
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At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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