Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
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Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
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My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I think a kid would responsible me up
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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