hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
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It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
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He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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