That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
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Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
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I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Pants are for mortals
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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