Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
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Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
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I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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