hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
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I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
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I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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