It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
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im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
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If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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