Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
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So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
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found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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