She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
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I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
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I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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