apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
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I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
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I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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