just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
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I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
It's no shave November. This is our time.
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not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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