I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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