I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
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I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
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Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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