Pants 0. Shit 1.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
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Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
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If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
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