He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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