Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
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tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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