That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
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I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
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Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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