we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
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I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
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Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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