went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
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Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
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Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I am available for nakedness
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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