we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
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i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
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Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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