Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
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She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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