It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
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next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
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The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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