What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
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Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
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No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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