You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
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It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
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So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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