Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
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the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
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bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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