This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
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Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
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We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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