make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
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He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
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I will pee on everything he values.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
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