once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
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What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
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I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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