escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
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After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
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I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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