it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
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Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
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It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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