careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
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I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
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Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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