Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
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Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
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I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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