i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
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Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
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some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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