yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
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I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
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I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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