Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
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we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
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Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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