You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
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Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
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You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Dick very happy bro
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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