Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
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I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
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Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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