how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
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These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
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Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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