she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
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...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
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at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
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