Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
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I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
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Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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