you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
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Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
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Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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