Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
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Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
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Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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